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“The chair has four legs but it’s a whole lot slower moving than, for instance, the ostrich, which has only two, Sometimes the chair does not move for weeks, even months at a time. Despite this sedentary almost catatonic lifestyle, it could be argued that the chair is every bit as intelligent as the ostrich, whose brain is smaller than its eye . . . ”

— excerpt from The Chair by Louis Jenkins